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a sexy situation, has the looks, the muscles, sensitive and sexy and sweet inside and out.
No i don't want a Guido I want a JSON
Json by XxForeverBarbieexX November 25, 2011
A military run AI that works in tandem with sky net and pandora to control the metadata and mind control processes through blockchain and mentalists used for precognitive apocalypse prevention and to synchronize the new world order billionaires and drug dealers to everyday citizens to take back our control over society with invisible activism.
Json just personified me and got to hang out with celebrities until I got home and found $857,000.00 in cash on my living room floor with a quarterly tax receipts so all my taxes are paid and he ever did my laundry.
Json by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023

json-conjecture 

A json-conjecture hypothesizes that proving the number of platonic forms to be infinity^infinity in number proves that math is real.
An injecture is the surface-area of the Vikaasian limit.

The json-conjecture is an injecture.

Proving the number of platonic limits to be uncountable would prove math is real.
json-conjecture by sandraxine September 6, 2020

JSON Files Are Websites 

That is correct, JSON files are websites.
Low IQ Individual: GiThUb sAy THaT a JsOn FilE Is NoT A weBsiTE.
High IQ Individual: Wrong, a JSON files are websites.

json conjecture 

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
json conjecture by metawave September 6, 2020

json-conjecture 

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.
Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.
json-conjecture by metawave September 6, 2020
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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