JSON

In programming, JSON is an abbreviation of JavaScript Object Notation. It's an open-standard file format that uses human-readable text to transmit data objects consisting of attribute–value pairs and array data types

What kind of array is this?

It's JSON
{

"id": 1,

"name": "Foo",

"price": 123,

"tags":

"Bar",

"Eek"


}

by gialoramix September 21, 2019

Json

a sexy situation, has the looks, the muscles, sensitive and sexy and sweet inside and out.

No i don't want a Guido I want a JSON

by XxForeverBarbieexX November 25, 2011

json-conjecture

A json-conjecture hypothesizes that proving the number of platonic forms to be infinity^infinity in number proves that math is real.

An injecture is the surface-area of the Vikaasian limit.

The json-conjecture is an injecture.

Proving the number of platonic limits to be uncountable would prove math is real.

by sandraxine September 6, 2020

Dirty JSON

A crazy open standard file format that that uses human-readable text to store and transmit semen while living the dream and smoking weed. Similar to #DirtyJason but with a little nerd edge.

Theres dirty JSON high as hell skating the town heading to the baddest Virtual Machine in towns house to bust his .load()

by TheMaskedSlanderer March 29, 2020

JSON Files Are Websites

That is correct, JSON files are websites.

Low IQ Individual: GiThUb sAy THaT a JsOn FilE Is NoT A weBsiTE.
High IQ Individual: Wrong, a JSON files are websites.

by FreddyYeah69 May 5, 2021

Json

A military run AI that works in tandem with sky net and pandora to control the metadata and mind control processes through blockchain and mentalists used for precognitive apocalypse prevention and to synchronize the new world order billionaires and drug dealers to everyday citizens to take back our control over society with invisible activism.

Json just personified me and got to hang out with celebrities until I got home and found $857,000.00 in cash on my living room floor with a quarterly tax receipts so all my taxes are paid and he ever did my laundry.

by TzarofJustins August 10, 2023

json-conjecture

A postulation that the number of platonic forms being uncountable is the last falsifiable statement in mathematics.

Json-conjecture = injecture.

If the number of json-conjectures (platonic forms) is proven to be uncountable; mathematics will have been proven real.

by metawave September 6, 2020