Joust

A contest held to find out, between two men whose penis is bigger. two men start at opposite ends of the room and run at eachother with thier penis aiming not drectly at the other mans dick but slightly to the side, the man to get hit first looses, for the reason that he/she has a smaller penis

Yo josh wanna joust? Josh: sure bro, Shawg guy looks like you have the smaller penis

by Mayur03 October 24, 2010

Jousting

Jousting is the act of two homosexual men trying to assert their dominance. Both men having erections charge at one another penis first. Whatever man is last standing gets to have the dominate role in sex first. It is a fetish and sort of like rock, paper, scissor, shoot on decision making in bed.

Kevin: "It's my time to shine! This time I'm going to be on top!"
Brett: "Sure you will never beat me in Jousting."
Kevin: "Not this time! Get ready... On your mark get set."
Brett: "GO!!!!!"

by Doug Waldman December 02, 2013

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 26, 2004

Jousting

When two naked men with erections run straight at each other really fast, the first one to cry loses.

Man Bill and I were jousting so hard last night I almost split my ball sack

by serodino May 08, 2007

Jousting

The polite way of describing what happens when two gay bears (humans) meet in the locker room or at the gym. Also colloquially referred as sword fighting or cock fighting. Very common amongst male ICU/ER nurses.

Weight Lifter 1: Dude, did you see what happened when those two big dudes Lance and Chris met in the locker room after a long, hard workout? No pun intended.

Weight Lifter 2: Yeah dude, it's called jousting and it happens all the time in the ER.

by Tosser of Salads June 22, 2017

Jousting

As your hitting it from the back, reach around and pull back your testicles, creating a fully extended boner, and joust your way to victory.

I had to start jousting that girl last night, my regular boner wasn't doing the trick.

by RawDiggitty February 05, 2010

Joust

Verb- To Joust:
a.To screw someone over.
b.To overdo something.
c.To want something really bad.

"Dog you really jousted me on that dub sack, It was like a bowl and a half at best"

"Your two hours late, why'd you joust me like that?"

by Highena April 08, 2009