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A tall oaf like creature, who can't row, never has any money and is a bit thick
Jonkey by kieran Pulford July 21, 2011
Words you can keep
Insult ; meaning lowest form of life humanly possible,Very nasty insult

Derived from a very evil man
"Where did the 22 trillion dollars go ya jonkey cunt"
"Dont pull my pony tail ya jonkey wanker"
Jonkey by LS1B2K June 2, 2015
Related Words
1. adj: A tightwad, someone that is cheap.
2. adj: awesome, cool, or tight.
1. Trey is so jonkey he never leaves tips at restaurants.
2. Trey is not jonkey at all, he is such a loser that makes up fake words.
jonkey by Kody October 26, 2004
someone that is tow-up from the flo up
Man, that hoe is jonkey!

Timmy's new girlfriend is a jonkey piece of ass.

Who would tap that jonkey mofo?!
Jonkey by Alyssa and Tiffany July 24, 2006
Penis, The reproductive organ between a male's legs
Liz has a sweaty Jonkey
Jonkey by Jesuspoopoo September 2, 2010
Jama + Donkey = Jonkey
Jonkey by Jama hater September 7, 2021

Jonkey day

Jonkey day is the most awesome day of the year for the most awesome person because he’s a goat a legend.
JONKEY DAY WOOOOOOOOO
Person 1 - Bro today is jonkey day

Person 2- FUCK YEAH IT IS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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