JLU 

texting shorthand meaning "Jesus loves you"

ttyl, JLU!

JLU by redbeanss September 19, 2009

JLU 

Short of Jagran Lakecity University, Also Know Hai Ayiyashiyo Wala College.

Abe yeh Loda JLU Ka Hai, Kidneys Bech Ke Admission Mila Hai.

JLU by KingSoloman November 23, 2021

JLU 

A place where you waste time and money.

He: I am Always At Jlu.
She: oh! You And Your Dad Got hell alot a Cash.

JLU by KingSoloman November 24, 2021

jluk 

Just Letting You Know

"you could have fit more of your post into the title line jluk"

jluk by Murray Kieran May 19, 2005

Jlumptious 

Thicccc and Fat

She has a jlumptious ass.
She has jlumptious lips.

Jlumptious by Creator of jlumptious November 17, 2020

Jluu 

A meaning for the wordd "Gangsta"

" eyooo stop actingg like a Jluu "

Jluu by Justin_48 August 30, 2006

J LU 

A person who has a volumed brain, but is unaware to common surroundings. They also are born with abnormally mammoth konkey that keeps them off balanced in the attempt to trot.

Girl - " Why is that kid attempting to Trot "
Boy- " O thats normal he just has J LU "
Girl - " Does he have a third leg??? "
Boy - " No thats his mammoth konkey "
Girl - " I'm going to go meet him "
Boy - " Bad move, he's unaware of common surroundings"

J LU by ROBERT BANGTANG May 15, 2008