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Jizzazle 

Often considered superior to the better known vigazzle, the jizzazle involves the gentleman jizzing all over the vagina, before casting forth a handful of sparkling glitter over the offending area, thus forming a decorative glitter area covering a much greater surface area than the vigazzle alternative.

The key advantages of the jizzazle are that not only is it a case of the gentleman getting a rare opportunity to be involved in 'interior decoration' for once, but should you have a few mates round, then it's possible to combine this with a form of soggy biscuit, and a handful of coloured glitter per participant, thus forming a bit of a glitterarty rainbow effect. Quite fantastic.
Grab two handfuls of hundreds and thousands and jizzazle all over me
Jizzazle by Jizzybrewer September 22, 2018
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jizzazle 

Much like the well-known "jizz" term refering to the act of ejaculating. Jizzazling however entails substantial messiness and often is directed to/on someone
as in "bitch shut yo mouf or I'll jizzazle on yo face!"
jizzazle by d'Mike March 1, 2008

Jizzable 

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable
Jizzable by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

jizzable 

sexy, to look so good that it may cause ejaculation
dam girl u b lookin quite jizzable 2day
jizzable by Mex I Can March 28, 2009

orgasmically-jizzable 

Being so unbeliveabley funny that it gives girls a full body orgasm and they jizz themselves
He is so orgasmically-jizzable it's mind blowing

jizzable 

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz
"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."
jizzable by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006

Jizzable 

describing something or someone who is so appealing, hot and/or awesome that they bring you to the extent of pleasure
Her legs are totally jizzable

That songs beat is jizzable
Jizzable by fazdawg January 20, 2011
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