JIF

1: A brand of peanut butter

2: mistakenly said for GIF

1: I use JIF peanut butter to put on my PB&J.

2: Only idiots say "JIF" for GIF.

by Hyrix July 6, 2016

jif

idiot in UK like slang
a dumb person

"shut up you jif"
or
"ricky your such a jif"

by bobby seidel February 4, 2009

jiffed

the realization that youd been sneak thieved on

shon just jiffed my shit!

by grease November 2, 2003

Jiffing

Jiffing is a sexual act regarding furries. They smother peanut butter on their genitals of there fur suit and lick it off.

Person 1: Hey I just got a thing of peanut butter
Person 2: Jiffing time!!

by Gullbert October 8, 2020

jiffing

The act of dressing oneself and an accomplice in furry animal costumes and having them piss, shit & come on you. The soiled party is known as the "jiffee"; the soiler as the "jiffer".

As seen in "Stars Wars: The Return of the Jedi":
C-3PO - "They seem to regard me as some sort of...god. It'd be alright if I could only stop them jiffing all the time, look there they all go again!"

by Standon's fluffy bunny October 9, 2008

Jif

A nickname for a girl who isn't hesitant to have sex with anyone.

Easy to spread, like peanut butter.

Synonymous with: slut; whore

I heard Jif is coming to this party, you guys got condoms?

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

jif

Short for "in a jiffy", which basically means "a short period of time". It can be used sarcastically as well

"Jiffy" is also used as a sci/tech term, commonly for 0.01 seconds, or sometimes 1 tick of a computer's clock.

"I'll get to it in a jif." (This means after I get done with the football game, hon)

by Midwest_Expatriate May 3, 2005