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joony cakes 

Big Bubba: You hear what happened to Joe last night?
Cheezeburger: nah man, what went down?
Big Bubba: Punk Tattoo snuck up and wreaked havoc on his joony cakes. Had to go to medical
Somebody who is charismatic, strong willed, smart, sexy with a large dick. He's funny and will have you laughing at the most random things. He is very unique. If you find a Jhonny, hold on to him - he's one of the good ones. Lose him you will regret it.
If you see somebody across the bar take a shot of jameson and scream "OH SHIT NIPPLES" that has to be a Jhonny.
Jhonny by summerfalls November 22, 2021
Aye what my guy Jhony!
jhony by Yuh.Dat.way January 29, 2018
Jhonny is the type of guy who is funny asf and always makes u laugh.he is a real type of nigga the type of nigga who will ride for what is his.he is passionate for basketball and he is actually pretty good at it .he has curly hair.he can dress and he raw asf.he always has many girls on him but he dosent care bc he only cares for his girlfriend.he loves his parents but likes to fight a lot.he is so fineee.
have u seen jhonny i wish he was my boyfriend
jhonny by ghosttt0909 January 18, 2019

Joony Dupe

A Joony Dupe is the act of a man standing in the position, similar to that of Captain Morgan, with his left hand raised in the air. His left hand is then coated with both peanuts and peanut butter. A third party then lowers a man or woman's anus onto said left hand, until they can go no further.
Man, last night, my friends and I got high on some ecstasy and ended up giving a Joony Dupe to my girlfriend!

Don't eat that peanut butter! I hear Hal and his friends used it for a Joony Dupe last weekend!
a Johnny is a man with unbelievably sized balls, he is so hot and any girl would want to do him, every word that comes out of his mouth is as juicy as his lips. he will be your sugar daddy or a romantic snack.
Girl 1"There is Jhonny, looking as sexy as ever."

Girl 2"Hey, his my sugar daddy"
Jhonny by Jhonny Mackarena March 9, 2021