jestered 

The life of the party, if the party was an orgy straight out of Freak Show. Any night out with a jestered is sure to be an interesting one! Though, you should probably have an alibi. However, no matter what, do not say no to any of the antics a jestered proposes. They are known to be volatile and unstable. However if you can successfully control one, they make for tools of mass hysteria and confusion.

Daniel: Hey, are we going to play DnD tonight?
Tom: I think so, but i heard James wanted us to go clubbing.
Daniel: We can't go clubbing with him, hes turned jestered! We will be lucky to keep our kidneys if we go with him!

jestered by CovoCava June 24, 2018

Jester Ed

Mascot of the band In Flames.Apear has a mask in some records.And a Mentioned in the disc The Jester Race, the best of the band of Melodic Death Metal.

Jester Ed is the Eddie of in flames and kik ass.

Jester Ed by Shakaz July 7, 2004

Jetered 

To be "forever dumped" by one's significant other, friend or partner, which basically means that the "dumpee" is cutoff by the "dumper" in every way, shape, or form.

Famous people who have been "Jetered" include Mariah Carey and Alex Rodriguez.

He got so Jetered, she is not even letting him go to her place to get back the clothes he left there.

Jetered by Marc J Cassata September 20, 2008

jetered 

to be cut off cold; excommunicated;

it's like having someone having put his/her hand in your face, only permanently.

"Jeter reportedly has never forgiven A-Rod for the disparaging remarks he made in Esquire in 2001, and as one Yankee official said, "There is no coming back from one of Derek's grudges. Once you're gone, you're gone."

(Alex) Rodriguez shouldn't feel that bad, really. Jeter apparently did the same to Mariah Carey a decade ago, cutting off their relationship so abruptly -- and remaining so determined not to let the singer back into his good graces -- that kids created the slang-verb "Jetered" to mean getting forever dumped."

Bob Klapisch, ESPN

jetered by CBK October 18, 2006

Jetered 

To be put in an unwanted and painful position.
As it was recently revealed that Derek Jeter has been known to enter the third input without notice or lubrication.

When someone gets hit in the face, "that guy just got jetered!"

Jetered by Ederscom January 4, 2010

derek jetered 

To be out with your friends at a bar very late at night and at the last minute you still manage to pull the hottest girl in the place

It was just us standing around all night until I Derek Jetered this girl that we all had hot balls for.

derek jetered by Gross Tony March 7, 2008

Jetered 

To give or get the herpes from a hot celebrity unknowingly as Derrick Jeter has given to many celebritie women .

I went to the doctor and I found out that I've been jetered (given the jeters).

Jetered by Williewiggles2004 May 15, 2016