Jenn Sterger

A woman so incredibly hot that men are compelled to send her pictures of their penis, half flaccid or not. Made famous when the legendary #4 inches, Brett Favre, did just that (allegedly).

Brett: "Do you think I should get hard before I send these pictures of my penis?"

Security Guard: "How can you not be hard after seeing Jenn Sterger?"

Jenn Sterger by NumberFourInches October 20, 2010

Jenn Story 

A story that is comprised completely of a "you-had-to-be-there" scenario. Usually, a person who tells a story such as this tend to do it 95% of the time of telling said stories. These are never stories meant to be heard.

Girl 1: "So, I went to the mall, and I walked passed this guy who totally gave me a weird look. I like, had to keep walking away from him, because I had no idea why he gave me that look! Isn't that hilarious?!"
Girl 2: "...This was another Jenn Story. Thanks for wasting my time."

Jenn Story by Snorris July 29, 2009

jenn sanchez 

The most beautiful girl that’s from Queens, NY.

Person: Have you seen Jenn Sanchez recently?
Me: yes, wow, she’s so pretty

jenn sanchez by Cheek Clappa November 22, 2021

jennsfvx 

amazing editor, funny, love her edits, ngl better then user1670380042513 ( damon ) LIKE FRRR <4

damon : ugh jennsfvx sucks omg

me : shut the fuck up whore she is better then you now kys

jennsfvx: love you whore kys

jennsfvx by jennsfvx June 28, 2021

jennson 

Jennson is Handsome that can you see in the Philippines. He is godly person and he have a girlfriend name's is jhonaline.

Jennson is willing to give.

jennson by Hdksndjd November 23, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019