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JANDScrew 

Jack’s username on Xbox is JANDScrew
JANDScrew by JANDScrew November 2, 2020
Words you can keep
When you’re sitting in jeans and they make it appear as if you have a boner. Can happen to both males and females.
“Shelly thought I had a boner but in reality it was just my jandrew”
Jandrew by JandrewCreator November 18, 2018

Jackscrew 

A derogatory term used connoting uselessness and intellectual inadequacy. Usually attributed to an asshole going on and on to convince everyone of their intellectual prowess but in reality it is abundantly clear they are a complete and total dumb ass.
We were stuck in that room for hours while that jackscrew went on and on about not one fucking thing that mattered.
Jackscrew by Flavius1965 February 20, 2014

handscrewer 

A person who are handy and screw you over. This is a very common phrase if people who you tell to do a simple job that requires the hand(s) and do not do that job right. (plural for handscrewers)
In the apple store, I need to make a reservation to fix my i-pod because those handscrewers will not let me go into their store without one.
handscrewer by freehat704 March 27, 2006
Very Noble, Smart, Brave, Talented, Wise, Outstanding, Leader, Outgoing, Freedom,
The Jandrew in this world is the reason why I am here
Jandrew by Trust in true August 14, 2018

Andscrew 

A Samoan anal licker who can't keep his dick out of the asses of dogs
That Andscrew needs to back of my puppy before I tat on his face.
Andscrew by Tats McGee April 7, 2009
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