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Jandrew
When you’re sitting in jeans and they make it appear as if you have a boner. Can happen to both males and females.
Jandrew by JandrewCreator November 18, 2018
Jackscrew
A derogatory term used connoting uselessness and intellectual inadequacy. Usually attributed to an asshole going on and on to convince everyone of their intellectual prowess but in reality it is abundantly clear they are a complete and total dumb ass.
We were stuck in that room for hours while that jackscrew went on and on about not one fucking thing that mattered.
Jackscrew by Flavius1965 February 20, 2014
handscrewer
A person who are handy and screw you over. This is a very common phrase if people who you tell to do a simple job that requires the hand(s) and do not do that job right. (plural for handscrewers)
In the apple store, I need to make a reservation to fix my i-pod because those handscrewers will not let me go into their store without one.
handscrewer by freehat704 March 27, 2006
Jandrew
Jandrew by Trust in true August 14, 2018
Andscrew
Andscrew by Tats McGee April 7, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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