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jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣
“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)
by speaknowtv November 22, 2021
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jake gyllenhall

Found strangled by a red scarf in his sisters house.

Other names are: Jake gynecologist, warm coleslaw man.
"Hey did you see that new movie? Ugh that main character was such a Jake Gyllenhall
by samschnapp November 22, 2021
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