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j.lowing it 

when a person is at the top of his/her game, the slowly spirals downward due to unfortunate, yet avoidable circumstances (i.e. a bad movie, or thinking she is still "from the block" etc.)
"sally" had it all- fabulous careers in dancing, singing, acting and designing, a great body, a hot fiancee- but then she started j.lowing it and lost it all...
j.lowing it by LaLaLa October 18, 2003
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J.K. Lowling 

J.K. Rowling, Author of the popular Harry Potter books, when she's fucking with the minds of her fans regarding new releases, e.g. teasing about new possible books, Pottermore information, etc.
Samantha, Rabid Fangirl: GODDAMNIT I GOT AN EMAIL FROM POTTERMORE AND I THOUGHT I WAS IN THE BETA BUT IT WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT I WILL BE GETTING ANOTHER EMAIL THAT WILL BE THE ACTUAL EMAIL. THEN I GOT ANOTHER EMAIL AND IT WAS TELLING ME THAT THEY WERE PREPARING TO SEND THE EMAIL. FUCK.

Ryan: Yup, that author is just bein' J.K. Lowling like crazy.
J.K. Lowling by Apokamptos August 29, 2011

julian with a lowercase j 

julian with a lowercase j defiantly has the world's biggest cock. julian with a lowercase j will always have a bigger cock or balls than someone. Their balls are so big that they have their own gravitational poll.
Holy shit julian with a lowercase j your cock is huge!

jlow bob 

Code word for Blow Job by swaping the leading letters of the two words. Really funny to say... Which means girls will like saying it, which is half the battle!!!
James - "Man, I could go for a jlow bob right now..."

Thomas - "Dude, I'm married, I haven't had a jlow bob in 5 years!"

Jennifer - "I love saying the word jlow bob cause it's soo funny to say! Actually, I haven't given James a jlow bob in a long time, I should surprise him tonight!"
jlow bob by appoaf March 4, 2010
Jlow, is a nickname for the name Jason. Jlow is a very popular kid at school, he can also be a class clown at sometimes. He’s a very smart and intelligent kid when he chooses to be. He is a very cool chilled laid back person. People call him the word “NonChalant” In general he’s a very nice kid. If you have a Jlow in your life. Your Extremely Lucky!
Person1: Yo Jlow!
Jlow: What’s Uppp
Jlow by Jaytookyohoe November 20, 2023
Jlow, is a nickname for the name Jason. Jow is a very popular kid at school, he can also be a class clown at sometimes. He's a very smart and intelligent kid when he chooses to be. He is a very cool chilled laid back person.
People call him the word "NonChalant" In general he's a very nice kid. If you have a Jow in your life. Your Extremely Lucky!
Jlow! What’s up buddy!
Jlow by Jaytookyohoe November 20, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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