J.A.

Acronym for Jack Ass

Bob: Wow, he is such an ass.
Shelly: Yeah, a real J.A.

J.A. by lover2332 December 17, 2008

J.A.

a person who watches excessive anime porn while masturbating in a bowl of Ramen noodles

Dude, stop being a J.A. and take your dick out of your soup.

J.A. by atypes1314 November 18, 2007

J.A.

Short for jungle area, vulgar expression for the femal genitalia, often - but not exclusively - referring to the more hirsute kind.

Possibly the first reference to te "jungle area" as "J.A." was in Peter Bagge's comic book "HATE" in the early 1990s.

I don't trim my J.A. and I'm proud of it.

J.A. by Mefistofeles September 18, 2004

j/a 

just asking

person 1:do u like me? j/a
person 2:no, why u asking? u like me?
person 1:i dunno, was j/a

j/a by Destiny November 16, 2003

j.a 

Just Asking

Bob: What's your favorite food?
Phill: Pizza, why?
Bob: j.a

j.a by DefyingSeth March 12, 2012

J A

a shorter term used to call someone a "jackass"

What a J A that kid is!

J A by Jess-ica May 20, 2008

J.A.S.A.P. 

Jerk as soon as possible
When your girlfriend leaves the house, as soon as you hear the door close behind them. The jerking begins

Rachel - "I have to collect the dry cleaning, back in 20."
Adrian - "Sweet, see you soon."
Door - 'click'
Adrian - she's gonna be back soon, I'd better J.A.S.A.P.

J.A.S.A.P. by Caretts January 7, 2012