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J Doublu 

You heard J Doublus new single
J Doublu by J Doublu December 5, 2021
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J Doublu 

You heard that new J Doublu single
J Doublu by J Doublu December 5, 2021

J Double B 

A double bourbon and ginger ale. It's a popular drink during warm months and is classically made with Jim Bean.
Friend: "Hey man, you want to go grab a drink?"
Me: "Yeah! It's been so hot lately, I could go for a J Double B."
J Double B by the_hoops January 18, 2017

J double H 

When an elderly person has the food jitters and is hungry on

hot day which makes them angry and also causes road rage.

(Jitters, hot, and hungry)
Guy 1: "That old fart drove through the red light just to pull into taco

bell"

Guy 2: "Yeah man he probably has a bad case of the J double H"
J double H by Frankie Strait October 24, 2011
A threesome sex-position for female-female-male

it's where a male lays down, and has female #1 ride their dick, and female #2 rides their face as they get ate out.

Then midway the two females switch positions.
Buddy #1: "So what did you do today?"

Buddy #2: "Oh I had some girls over."

Buddy #1: "okayyy I see youuu"

Buddy #2: "Yessirrr, gave them bitches the J-Double."
J-Double by JObatala May 28, 2022

Double J Gaming Syndrome 

The disease in which a white person tries VERY hard to act like a black racial stereotype. Symptoms can include, avoiding making white friends, saying "Nigga" unironically, trying to speak in a deeper voice, and calling his fellow white people "crackers". This disease affects many children around America, and sadly there is no cure for this deadly disease. Prior to this Urban Dictionary article you are reading now, I could not find a name for this disease. So I named it the "Double J Gaming syndrome" For obvious reasons I do not need to explain.
"Yo man that kid has Double J Gaming Syndrome he's trying so hard to be black!"

J-90 Double Popper 

Another usage for the word boner. It can be subsituted for any or all related terms. Truthfully, I have absolutely no idea where the hell it came from, but a friend used it once. It has since stuck.
Holy crap, did you see that chick?
Yeah man, I totally had a J-90 double popper goin' on there.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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