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Jóhanna 

Jóhanna is one of the funniest and prettiest persones you can find on earth. She is usually a blonde and acts like one to. She is very smart and will make you jealous of how smart she is. You would very much like to be an Jóhanna.
friend- Uhhh i want to be an Jóhanna
other friend- ohh me to she is so smart
Jóhanna by lalalal1234567890 November 23, 2021
The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and she would make you laugh at any moment. But has trust issues. She may be rlly hurting on the inside but she will always find out how to make you happy. Johanna is very mysterious and trustful. Please get a friend/gf named Johanna cuz she will be the best you will ever have.
That girl in your class, has a smile that lights up the entire room
That girl in your class, seemingly has amazing friends

That girl in your class, doesn’t remember the last time she didn’t cry

But hey johanna smiles so she’s okay...
Right?
Johanna by Depressed af January 12, 2019
A beautiful girl who, although she is really pretty and funny, doesnt belive it when people tell her that. Is a great friend and is always there for you. Will fight someone if they hurt her friend
Friend- Im really upset
Johanna- its okay you can rant to me
Johanna by JLMarieS January 29, 2019
The most loyal person you could meet also very funny she makes you laugh at any moment she is so attractive Please get a friend or girlfriend name Johanna because she will be the best you will ever have
Johanna is so funny and loyal
Johanna by love pandas August 11, 2017
Johanna- okay how do I explain this? Are you looking for a friend who’s dumb in the best way possible? One who’s ode funny and will make you laugh 24/7? One who is extremely kind? One who you can just rant to about your feelings? I would like to proudly say- That, my friends, is a JOHANNA.
You should really find someone named Johanna to be your girlfriend or your best friend. She may be hard to understand at first, but once you get to know her, there’s so much more to her world. If someone is being an a**hole, she will beat them up 🤬👊 mess with her, she’ll tell you off straight up 👏👏 don’t mess with a Johanna EVER. If you have a problem with a Johanna then you’ve got some serious issues because there’s so much that you’ll be missing out on, PERIODT.
Friend: My bf broke up with me through text 😭😭😭
Johanna: Aw I’m so sorry
Friend: Like, who does that!!!
Johanna: WHERE HE AT? IMMA BEAT HIM UP 🤬👊👏
Friend: I’m so lucky to have a Johanna as a bestie 💕
Johanna by thatbish4567 October 14, 2019
The most amazing, beautiful and angelic person you will ever met in your life. If you have the opportunity to come across her during your life, you will be awstruck and fall quickly for her. She's amazing in every sense of the word, from her beauty to her personality and she is someone that cares for you more than you could ever imagine.
To spend time with Johanna will leave you with butterflies in your stomach, and love in your heart.
Johanna by assu September 14, 2011
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