It wasn’t me
It wasn’t me by I’m not Isaac June 20, 2019
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it wasn't me
Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
it wasn't me by darkmyst September 19, 2005
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it wasn't me • It wasn’t me • It wasn't even that complicated • It wasn't you • if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college • It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be • Better than it wasn't • oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled • Let's just say I wasn't mad about it • This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word
It Wasn't Me
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)
(It Wasn't Me)
WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
(It Wasn't Me)
WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
It Wasn't Me by Cummy worm December 9, 2010
It wasn't me
Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.
War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me
It wasn't me by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026