It wasn’t me
It wasn’t me by I’m not Isaac June 20, 2019
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it wasn't me
Probably the best excuse for little kids/anyone to get away with something. Even if it was the victim, they still use that phrase "It wasn't me" no matter how much proof you have against them.
Man : Why did you take a dump next to my toilet?
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : But I saw you doing it.
Kid : It wasn't me!
Man : Fine I'll just go beat up the dog then...
it wasn't me by darkmyst September 19, 2005
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it wasn't me • It wasn’t me • It wasn't even that complicated • It wasn't you • if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college • It Isn't, It Wasn't, It Ain't Never Gonna Be • Better than it wasn't • oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled • Let's just say I wasn't mad about it • This was a long word that hopefully wasn't defined by someone in Urban Dictionary yet so don't define it too because I'm the first to define this long word
It Wasn't Me
Picture this, we were both butt-naked, bangin' on the bathroom floor... But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)/Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)/I even had her in the shower...(it wasn't me)/She even caught me on camera! (it wasn't me)
(It Wasn't Me)
WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
(It Wasn't Me)
WTF??? Shaggy is such a pervert!!!
It Wasn't Me by Cummy worm December 9, 2010
It wasn't me
Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.
War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me
It wasn't me by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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