It Not
The term It Not refers to a possible object that really cant be possible in the sence of reality for example:
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It not I’d my phone hates
Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us
It not I’d my phone hates by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025
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know it not
know it not by sandspit December 31, 2009
had it not been for
Had it not been for means "only because of" something. Literally it means, for anything other than it, it wouldn't
had it not been for by Chillydawns November 10, 2010
The hood it not working
What Thai restaurants post on their door to signify a temporary closure of the restaurant. If the manager is out, hood translates to 'head' thus giving more definition to the concept itself. Additionally, the 'it' is a philosophical reference to the state the 'hood' is in. To fully comprehend such sign, read it as "The HEAD IS not working"
Manager/owner is out of town on business for a few days and there is nobody to take over the job. Restaurant will post sign reading: The hood it not working"
The hood it not working by Amale O. November 14, 2007
Post It Not
When you write something important down on a Post It Note so you won't forget it, and immediately misplace it.
You: "Hey, do you have the contact info for that big account we're working on?"
Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"
You: "Post It Not, loser!"
Co-worker: "I wrote it on a Post It Note, but I can't find it! Have you seen it? Help me!"
You: "Post It Not, loser!"
Post It Not by snailkite January 6, 2012
Know-it-not-at-all
Someone thinks they know something but are totally wrong. They will argue with you even when proven wrong.
Know-it-not-at-all by Cheri Conners RN February 23, 2019
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