what both mother and father of the newborn proclaim when they see the eagerly anticipated end result, eyeing each other suspiciously as to which gene pool is to blame for this disaster

(both) "It's a...rat!?"

It's a...rat!? by Krkič October 1, 2019

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It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming

A phrase to be implemented, usually from one bloke to another, when a man can overcome the suspect defenses of a witless woman and cajole her into coitus.

Shawn: "Hey man did you make any headway with that Potbelly cashier?"
Slim: "Headway? I totally banged her. It's rather hard for a deaf woman to hear an assassin coming."

It's Rather Hard for a Deaf Woman to Hear an Assassin Coming by The Original Slim Bavis March 31, 2005

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It's raining mouse and rats

This word means "it's lightly sprinkling" but for people who want to be fun with it!

OMG it's raining mouse and rats!!

It's raining mouse and rats by mateothecoolestandbest December 4, 2024

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OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

Something that you say to your friends because you need something to do with your life. Also because there is a rat in your house.

Friend: He~
Me: OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!!

OH SHIT ITS A RAT!!! by buhbuhoe November 19, 2019

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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