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It's bitches

The most versatile phrase imaginable. The meaning of "it's bitches" is completely dependent upon the inflection with which it is said. For instant, if you are are frustrated and someone asks you how your work is coming, you may respond angrily, "It's bitches." This tells them that you are unhappy. Alternately, if someone asks you how you like your new car, you my respond excitedly, "It's bitches!!!" meaning that you love it.

Some would argue that the ambiguity of this phrase makes it extremely unwieldy and confusing and ultimately pointless. This argument is bitches >:(
Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(happily): Man, it's bitches!!!

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(sadly): Man, it's bitches...

Alternately

Question: How are things going with Mary?
Answer(angrily, after discovering she cheated on you): It's bitches!!!
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Oh, It's On Bitches 

An over-used phrase on Tumblr after Glee's Chris Colfer hit out with it on the opening number for the 2010 Emmy's.
Rachel: I'm in love with Finn..
Kurt: Oh, it's on bitches.

Anon: I be a noob who don't ship monfer! Herp derp.
Monfer shippers: Oh, it's on bitches.
Oh, It's On Bitches by overthebra September 1, 2010

It's skee bitches 

This is putting the two letters SK in front on any word.
It's Skee bitches= It's me bitches I gets skoney=I gets money.
It's skee bitches by Gkb cot December 31, 2008

it's melee, bitches

What someone says when they believe it has gotten to the point of fisticuffs, knifing, bashing of heads, or some other form of physical, harm-causing engagement. Coined by Ryan while playing D&D.
DM: "The sergeant says he cannot let you pass no matter how large your cock is reputed to be."

Ryan: "I'm asking one more time for him to let me through."

DM: "He says no. And, he says, you should go home and play with your dolls instead of wasting the time of busy, important men such as himself."

Ryan: "IT'S MELEE, BITCHES!!!"

Doug: "I turn invisible and leave the way we came in."

its me bitches 

Letting people know that you are here.
Who want it wit me cause guess what its me bitches
its me bitches by ^OREO^ December 13, 2007
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