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Ismom is a short, black woman. She is so short people can't see her. She is literally john cena
Tor mare cdi, ismom
Ismom by Sexiest nigga May 6, 2022
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Very sexy Nigerian girl. Has overpowering beauty and doesn't know it. Very intellectual and intuitive. She has got the whole package complete. Most likely a forgiving and hurt person. The name Isioma means 'Good head' so she must be good under the sheets or had a good mind. Has got a curvy body and needs a lot of attention. Treat this girl well.
Boy 1: I've got a new girlfriend

Boy 2: What's her name?

Boy 1: Isioma

Boy 2: She's a keeper then!
isioma by SexyMe123456789 August 2, 2016
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Isometric Exercise 

The act of stretching your calves on the window.
Skinner: "Superintendent!.. I was just...stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric Exercise! Care to join me?"
incredibly smart, talented, witty and attractive nigerian girl
if everyone was like isioma, the world would be a better place.
Isioma by AMOISI September 24, 2011

isomorphism

Abstract algebra: Take a group G, and a group H, with a group operation *. G is isomorphic to H if there exist a map f: G->H such that:

1: f is injective
2: f is surjective
3: f(a*b)=f(a)*f(b) for all a,b in G

If f satisfies these three properties, f is called an isomorphism.
The map f: Z -> E given by f(a)=2a where Z is the integers and E is the even integers is an isomorphism.

Proof:
Showing injectivity

f(b)=f(a) => 2a=2b (from the given function) <=> a=b

Showing surjectivity
Suppose n is in E. n is an even integer hence n=2k for some integer k.

f(k)=2k=n, hence f is surjective.

Homomorphism:
f(a+b)=2(a+b)=2a+2b=f(a)+f(b)

Hence f is an isomorphism. Q. E. D.
isomorphism by qsqazxcvfrew March 29, 2018
Acronym for "I swear on my life". Used when someone is not believing you when it's obvious you're not lying or when you are really pissed off.
1: ISOML that I'm actually an English speaker and not a Mexican.
2: ISOML if you don't shut the fuck up I will dox you to everyone here
ISOML by alibabasfifthgoat December 3, 2016
That one kid who sits in the corner of the classroom thinking about being a lawyer but is actually falling asleep and not noticing that the teacher is screaming at him. He needs to constantly be reminded what country he's in because people think he's staring into outer space, he likes to chew on lemons during lunch time and somehow is passing all his classes even though he's barely paying any attention.
dang he needs to pay attention, he's such an Ismam!
Ismam by I-n-t-e-l-l April 19, 2019
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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