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Ismerai
A very very beautiful girl, who struggles to find who she is but is always so determined on herself and what truly matters. Guys want her but she doesn’t want any guy, she waits until the one comes. She’s patient, hot, smart, and can make you laugh in a second. She has one of the most prettiest smiles you can witness. You’ll want her so bad because she can be a baddie and has a great style but also because she has a personality that words can’t describe. She is a kind-hearted girl with good intentions but at times can be kind of bitchy but always for a good reason. You’ll know you don’t deserve her but she really cares about anyone who’s a part of her life. She is one in a trillion. Don’t ever lose a Ismerai because that’s when you fuck up. She’ll love you like no other and once you decide to leave then it’s over for you.
ismihan
She’s the perfect girl. She’s kind-hearted, she’s loving, she’s the smartest person you know. But she’s not one of those naturally smart people. She tries really really hard. She loves attention. She wants you and only you, but she’ll find it so hard to trust you.
ismihan by razzleydazzley123 October 10, 2020
ismihana
Ismihana is a very sweet, and honest girl.
Ismihana can have the most gorgeous eye colors..ranges from grey to blue!
She never lies, and shares her true emotions.
if somthing hurts, She can put her hand on it for 5 minutes and the pain will go away.
Ismihana is completely blessed!
If you met a Ismihana, your very lucky!
Boy 1: Did you meet a Ismihana yet???!!!!
Ismihana can have the most gorgeous eye colors..ranges from grey to blue!
She never lies, and shares her true emotions.
if somthing hurts, She can put her hand on it for 5 minutes and the pain will go away.
Ismihana is completely blessed!
If you met a Ismihana, your very lucky!
Boy 1: Did you meet a Ismihana yet???!!!!
ismihana by lollmaokhm September 15, 2018
Ismirala
An ismirala is used to describe a female that belongs to the goth and/or emo subculture. Most importantly however, is that this female possesses a particularly large penis at least eight inches long and two inches wide. Ismiralas are women with very large sexual appetites, they can and will seek to seduce and reproduce with all females and femboys that they find attractive. An ismirala will breed with you if you let her, and she almost certainly will cheat on you with another person.
Ismir
the most cutest mothafucka ever who has lived on this goddamn earth dooog, he is sweet has a good heart and his dick is huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUge!!!!!! he never disappoints. He is from Bosnia, so come get him ladies. ;) cyka blyat.
Ismir by masterexploder69 September 6, 2017
ismir
ismir by Klopermklo April 29, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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