Irrigate

The act of a man ejecting sperm from his penis into the top of a woman's vaginal lips. The sperm then runs toward the woman's vagina and goes inside.

Tom: Tonight I am going to irrigate into Lisa.. I hope she won't be preggers!

by froggyman178 December 22, 2010

Irrigant

its a mix between arrogant and ignorant

Bob: "OMG! Im so gonna win the Nobel prize this year"
Julie: As if, homie. Stop being irrigant!

by Julia Andersson November 25, 2008

irrigate

To mess with the ground to make the land fertile to grow crops and things of that nature.

I will irrigate this land for farming and crop raising

by Michael April 04, 2005

irrigate

supply water

irrigate the fields

by varunp_3 July 20, 2015

irrigate

Slang for "urinate".

brb i have to irrigate

by burstroc April 17, 2006

irrigational

When someone is deliberately irritating/winding someone up with the intention of causing an argument

Constantly talking during a film

Ged- Guess who she is married to/ Is divorced from/Has split up with/weren't they in that film bla bla bla? Etc...
Jane- I don't care, I have told you before-no talking during film and especially the dialogue- you're so bloody annoying!
Ged- Oh come on I know you love trivia-after all you are a woman!
Jane-Shut the f.... up and stop being so irrigational!

by Aquarius2010 June 25, 2010

irrigated

Someone who has consumed a large amount of alcohol.

Someone take Johns keys, he's way too irrigated.

by jake montgomery January 21, 2005