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Irish Blowjob

A masturbation technique originating from Ireland which invloves heating up a bake potato, cutting out a hole, and whilst hot using it a sexual device. In the olden days this would take a long time but in modern times with the invention of the microwave, this process can occur within a very short amount of time.
IR said "There was nothing on tv last night so I decided to have a irish blowjob"
Irish Blowjob by Irish Rob August 17, 2010
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Irish Blowjob

An incredibly unpleasent blowjob that comes from crazy irish girls. It would be similar to a rabid dog attempting to suck your penis, incredibly unpleasant which is why you do not want crazy Irish girls sucking you off.
I thought the Guinness factory would be a gold mine, until I took that slut back and she gave me an Irish Blowjob.

She was basically biting my dick, a straight up Irish blowjob.

She ate my dick, Irish blowjob style...fuck.

irish eyes blowjob 

It's Saint Patrick's day and you have been out drinking pints of Guinness with a freckled dirty-blonde Irish lass. She has on over-the-top eye makeup and mascara. She chug a lugs her pint and gets on her knees and makes a blowjob, all the while fluttering her eyelashes, making bubbles and smiling.
One of the twins gave me an Irish Eyes Blowjob, but I was too drunk to identify her!
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