iPhone Syndrome

When someone who has just bought an iphone, Who mentions or uses it in every situation.

Jack called me on the toilet, he has iPhone Syndrome.

iPhone Syndrome by Iphoneist January 4, 2009

Iphone Syndrome

They'll think you're got shit when they have you, hold onto you when they think they need you, but then trade you up first opportunity they get. (Refering primarily to a shitty boy/girlfriend who is with you because you happen to be sucked into their shit. Had someone else come along before they'd be with this sack of shit and you wouldn't even be on their radar. ) Just like how you thought your Iphone 4 was amazing until you got that fancy ass 5c, and sold your 4 like the cheap whore it really was.

Mary thought Jack was totally in love with her until Mindy, a hotter, taller, skinnier girl came to town. Turns out Jack was only with Mary until he could trade up for a Mindy; proving he's got Iphone Syndrome, and should be set on fire.

Iphone Syndrome by _nitzah_ May 4, 2018

teenager with the iphone syndrome 

generally referring to a teen (though still can be seen in some people well into adulthood) who has a broken iphone, disproportionately seen to have a 6, 7 or X, that likes to tell everyone in a 25 metre radius, about owning an iphone and will poor shame anyone else not with an iPhone.

People who exhibit such behavior are disproportionately also seen with the "Colored Bubbles Syndrome."

(Texting)
Larry: Jimmy just got poor shamed by Sarah cause he use an iphone!

Tom: Fr? Doesn't she use a hand-me-down iphone 8 with a broken screen? She's got the teenager with the iphone syndrome lmao

teenager with the iphone syndrome by based-user January 19, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008