invertibral
(adj.) When someone folds like a lawn chair under even mild pressure. Lacking spine, structure, or self-respect. Pretends to have principles but can’t hold a line if their life depended on it.
Examples:
“He went all invertibral the second she raised her voice.”
“Their whole response was invertibral—word salad with no guts.”
“Classic invertibral move: apologize without meaning it and blame someone else.”
"The invertibral waiter gave the intolerable patron a hand job under the table, he found it impossible to challenge a harsh demand"
See also: spineless, weak-willed, bootlicker.
(adj.) When someone folds like a lawn chair under even mild pressure. Lacking spine, structure, or self-respect. Pretends to have principles but can’t hold a line if their life depended on it.
Examples:
“He went all invertibral the second she raised her voice.”
“Their whole response was invertibral—word salad with no guts.”
“Classic invertibral move: apologize without meaning it and blame someone else.”
"The invertibral waiter gave the intolerable patron a hand job under the table, he found it impossible to challenge a harsh demand"
See also: spineless, weak-willed, bootlicker.
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"Are you saying that they haven't the guts to put the questions to me?"
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The inability of any given political agent to actually respect, comment on or support any position outside of established party lines despite being fundamentally offensive to personal ideology.
So, we should just ignore massive national debt, the endorsement of white nationalism and ridiculous, weaponized tariff impositions that are ultimately paid by US consumers?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
Of course! That's how Invertebrate Politics work...it'll be fine. Right?
by YAWA August 4, 2019
Get the Invertebrate Politics mug.A condition that an umbrella can suffer in a sudden burst of strong wind. Sometimes the condition can be reversed and the umbrella can be saved. Typically the umbrella ends up in the trash and the owner of the umbrella ends up soaked and angry.
Lynda enters the house soaked...
Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?
Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.
Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?
Lynda: What?
Marty: Whoa, you're soaked! Don't you have an umbrella?
Lynda: I did, but the wind got hold of it and flipped it inside out. I tried to bend it back, but it just broke, cut my finger, and I got soaked. It's in the in the trash.
Marty: Bummer. Bad case of invertebrella huh?
Lynda: What?
by m_piet September 2, 2009
Get the Invertebrella mug.(N) A cowardice forum troll with extremely low self esteem who no votes others people's posts yet rarely if ever responds with a post of their own.
It seems like all my posts are getting no votes but no one has the balls to respond! It must be the work of Invertebrate Trolls.
by Funmunke August 19, 2013
Get the Invertebrate Troll mug.An animal that does not have a backbone. Insects, arachnids, starfish, jellyfish, octopuses, sponges, and corals are all invertebrates.
by David March 6, 2004
Get the invertebrate mug.(n). A spineless creature, lacking a backbone. Adapted for use in human society to describe someone who lacks character or resolve.
Have you ever met anyone who didn't have enough self control in an argument to keep his hands off his spouse? Invertebrate.
by DarkVic June 29, 2008
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