Invertibral

invertibral
(adj.) When someone folds like a lawn chair under even mild pressure. Lacking spine, structure, or self-respect. Pretends to have principles but can’t hold a line if their life depended on it.

Examples:

“He went all invertibral the second she raised her voice.”

“Their whole response was invertibral—word salad with no guts.”

“Classic invertibral move: apologize without meaning it and blame someone else.”

"The invertibral waiter gave the intolerable patron a hand job under the table, he found it impossible to challenge a harsh demand"

See also: spineless, weak-willed, bootlicker.
Because of his invertibral nature, he declined the challenge and stood cowering in the corner.
by FlagrantRestraint May 31, 2025
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