Inverted stranger
Uncoordinated hand job
Inverted stranger by Munch man February 15, 2023
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The Inverted Stranger
Note The Stranger:
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
The act of sitting on one's hand for 20 minutes to make it go numb, and proceeding to jerk off with that hand. This will give the feeling of a hand job from someone else.
The Inverted Stranger:
The act of riding your bicycle for so long that your junk falls asleep, and proceeding to punishish the hobbit. This will give the sensation of jerking off another's junk.
After a long bike ride, there's nothing I like better than to come home, open a brew and pretend I'm jerking off Bronson Pinchot. The inverted stranger with the perfect stanger.
The Inverted Stranger by TheJoel May 3, 2006
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Double Inverted Stranger
A combination of The Stranger and The Inverted Stranger, where a person numbs their penis through a method of their choice while sitting on their hand until it is also numb. They then proceed to masturbate, which simulates the act of watching someone else jack off.
Sometimes when I am horny and all my bros are too busy to come over, I just give myself a Double Inverted Stranger instead.
Double Inverted Stranger by Almightytom July 6, 2022
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