It's when you're leaving the bar at 2 am and you're driving in a "soccer mom" minivan above the speed limit with cop cars sitting at the corners of every other intersection. You just cruise on by because the driver and passengers that are riding in the minivan are all invanisible.
Driver: Oh crap, I better not speed, there's cops everywhere!
Passenger: Who cares, we're in a van. They can't see us.
Driver: Oh yeah. We are invanisible.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.