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Parous Introitus 

A hymen thats been blown away by a gigantic cock, often resulting in the unification of the two primary orifi (plural: orifice) into a vaganus.
1) The hunt for Red October led Sean Connery's team into the depths of Katherine Kuhlmans unchatered poes. After the submarine passed through her heavenly gates she was left with a terribly messy parous introitus, later spiritually healed.

2) I have SUCH a huge parous introitus, I can fuck a donkey sideways.
Parous Introitus by P.I. Staker January 14, 2008
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Introclusion 

The rare event or phenomenon of including introverts into the social sphere on a massive scale. Introverts that are part of the event will find social interaction with large groups to be more natural and less likely to bring on anxiety.
Dude, Pokemon Go is causing introclusion like no other time in history. I've never seen so many introverts out and about interacting with others so easily.
Introclusion by coop3345 July 12, 2016

introdus 

(n.) A massive gathering of people to a specific location; the opposite of an "exodus".
The Same-Sex Marriage Referendum caused a mass introdus of Irish citizens to Ireland.
introdus by sokaties October 21, 2015

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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