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Interstellar Technologies

The toolkit for bridging the vast, empty gulfs between stars—a discipline where "long-distance commute" takes on a whole new meaning. This isn't about solar system hopping; it's about crossing light-years. Technologies include theoretical propulsion like Alcubierre warp drives, enormous generation ships that house entire ecosystems for millennia, laser-pushed light sails propelled by planet-sized arrays, or antimatter-fueled torchships. The supporting tech is equally mind-bending: suspended animation systems, closed-loop ecologies that must last centuries, and communication lasers with protocols designed for decades-long signal lag.
Example: "Their startup claimed to have a breakthrough in interstellar technology: a 'void-skipper' drive that used quantum tunneling at a macro scale. The prototype vanished and reappeared a mile away, along with half the lab's mass. They're now fundraising to find where the other half went—possibly in the Oort Cloud." Interstellar Technologies
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Theory of Interstellar Technologies

A framework for the practical tools and systems needed for an interstellar civilization—propulsion, communication, life support, governance, economics. Theory of Interstellar Technologies asks: What machines would an interstellar species need? How would they build them? How would they maintain them across centuries? The theory explores the engineering of civilization at cosmic scale.
Theory of Interstellar Technologies "A generation ship is a world—closed ecosystem, artificial gravity, centuries of maintenance. Interstellar Technologies asks: how do you build a world that lasts? What technologies make it possible? The theory doesn't just dream; it designs. Not yet possible, but someone has to imagine it first."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026