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Internet Rot 

Internet Rot is when internet searches result in outdated and old information and pages.
Internet Rot examples on Urban Dictionary:

Obamanation: A complete desolation that will cover the United States should our nation be stupid enough to elect Barack Obama as our president.

George W. Bush: He's our current president.

As you can see, these definitions are outdated, and therefore are Internet Rot.

Another example of Internet Rot: Googling for 'make Firefox faster' mostly comes up with articles from 2004 regarding Firefox 1.0.
Internet Rot by Codell April 20, 2009
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internetroduce 

when you introduce yourself through the int3rw3bz
I haven't met Melissa in person...i've only internetroduced myself on facebook.
internetroduce by supagg21 July 11, 2011

internetiot 

An individual with a complete inability to grasp anything cyberspace-related.
"She doesn't know her browser from her search engine. What an internetiot!"
internetiot by hmm1219 February 3, 2010

internetmotherdatabase 

your mom gives too much information in a post on social media
Tfw your mom be like IMBD (internetmotherdatabase) on a post.
internetmotherdatabase by NIDK February 2, 2017

internetprotocols

gay and wants to be executive for autoworld productions for his dream job
im internetprotocols
internetprotocols by Audality December 9, 2021
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026