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Internet Rot 

Internet Rot is when internet searches result in outdated and old information and pages.
Internet Rot examples on Urban Dictionary:

Obamanation: A complete desolation that will cover the United States should our nation be stupid enough to elect Barack Obama as our president.

George W. Bush: He's our current president.

As you can see, these definitions are outdated, and therefore are Internet Rot.

Another example of Internet Rot: Googling for 'make Firefox faster' mostly comes up with articles from 2004 regarding Firefox 1.0.
Internet Rot by Codell April 20, 2009
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internetroduce 

when you introduce yourself through the int3rw3bz
I haven't met Melissa in person...i've only internetroduced myself on facebook.
internetroduce by supagg21 July 11, 2011

internetiot 

An individual with a complete inability to grasp anything cyberspace-related.
"She doesn't know her browser from her search engine. What an internetiot!"
internetiot by hmm1219 February 3, 2010

internetmotherdatabase 

your mom gives too much information in a post on social media
Tfw your mom be like IMBD (internetmotherdatabase) on a post.
internetmotherdatabase by NIDK February 2, 2017

internetprotocols

gay and wants to be executive for autoworld productions for his dream job
im internetprotocols
internetprotocols by Audality December 9, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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