International Men's Day

The annual event in which Twitter endures a thermonuclear implosion.

Guy 1: "Hey did you know that today is International Men's Day?"
Guy 2: "Oh god, the FBI is gonna have a field day with the amount of doxing that's gonna happen."

International Men's Day by Susorodni March 1, 2021

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International Men's Day

International Men's Day is an annual international event celebrated on November 19th. Created in response to International Women's Day, IMD has not been officially recognized by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization. The objectives of celebrating an International Men's Day are set out in "The Six Pillars of International Men's Day". It is an occasion to celebrate boys' and men's achievements and contributions, in particular for their seven contributions to country, society, community, neighborhood, family, marriage, and child care. The broader and ultimate aim of the event is to promote basic humanitarian values.

International Men's Day is to recognize men's (and boy's) achievements and health.

International Men's Day by JayWayne March 8, 2020

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International men’s day

Girls get treated like queens and men get treated like shit

Issues international men’s day

International men’s day by JimmyCooksRice May 5, 2020

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International to cut mens dick day

April 19th is the International to cut mens dick day

Men suck except for fictional men periodt.

Person 1:Hey it's april 19th!Do you know what it means

Person 2:INTERNATIONAL TO CUT MENS DICK DAY!!

International to cut mens dick day by De Nicki Minaj March 28, 2021

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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