Inter Miami

A soccer club owned by a playboy retired soccer player who hasn’t attacked any big name players and had a shitty stadium built that looks like a D-3 college football field. Also they ain’t from Miami either, these dumb fucks come from Fort Lauderdale.

Seriously mom, you said we were seeing Inter Miami play, so why the fuck we in Fort Lauderdale.

Inter Miami by Who Cares geez February 6, 2020

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Inter Miami CF

Soccer (really football) club wanna be Inter Milan and Real Madrid at the same time, owned by rich Englishman David Beckham, at the bottom of the conference and is meat rided by Barcelona fans, after players like Pessi (Messi) Sergio Busquets, and maybe Jordi Alba joined the team with the outrageous MLS budget.

I want to see Inter for Lakaka!(lukaku)-kid (later) I THOUGHT THIS WAS INTER MILAN? WHY ARE WE IN AN INTER MIAMI CF GAME?

Inter Miami CF by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023

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National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day

April 19th is the day to clown the last place in the Eastern Conference and Ft Lauderdales favorite frauds Inter Miami (more like Outer Miami) and all the fans that jumped ships too

“Bro I can’t believe you left us for Inter Miami, It’s ok, you can clown me on National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day”

National Make Fun of Inter Miami Day by Josh Simons ⚫️🔴🏆 April 10, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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