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instarape 

The act of looking into a sketchy place, and feeling raped from looking into the place.
Molly was driving down the street when she was instaraped before going into the bad part of town.
instarape by Fischer5315 October 19, 2010

Instarape 

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape
REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...
Instarape by instarape March 2, 2015

instafake model 

A moderately attractive female who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For real tho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
instafake model by camelbakChute February 28, 2017

Instafap 

A woman/man/shemale who in one glance makes you want to blow a load ASAP.
Rick: Dude, bombshell at 12 o'clock!
Ray: Christ! What an instafap!
Instafap by Supermundanae May 23, 2016

Instacrap 

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!
Instacrap by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016
It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️
Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.