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instabro 

People (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-sexual connection. The term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer butts in: "where do you know each other from?" / "how long have you been friends?"
Bro1: Dude, I'll give you 1000$ if I can bang your sis.
Bro2: Woah, 1000$ - finally someone who *gets me*!
Sis: Hey, what's up guys? You seem to be having quite a chat.
Bro2: Yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.
instabro by Chymera August 26, 2013
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Instabro 

A dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.
I know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar I check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. He's such an instabro!
Instabro by Sixx In The City January 13, 2014

Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.
Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.
Instablock by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016

instaboner 

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
instaboner by Zmoney November 30, 2005

instafront 

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.

Instaroll 

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.
"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."
Instaroll by mirk4 November 9, 2009

instabonerific 

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!
Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....
instabonerific by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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