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instabro

People (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-sexual connection. The term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer butts in: "where do you know each other from?" / "how long have you been friends?"
Bro1: Dude, I'll give you 1000$ if I can bang your sis.
Bro2: Woah, 1000$ - finally someone who *gets me*!
Sis: Hey, what's up guys? You seem to be having quite a chat.
Bro2: Yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.
by Chymera August 26, 2013
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Instabro

A dude who prefers to stalk social media rather than txt.
I know he really likes me as he liked 27 of my pics last night and stops by every bar I check-in at but he never txts me back to hang out. He's such an instabro!
by Sixx In The City January 13, 2014
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Instablock

To block a user (of an internet service, often Instagram) without a moment of thought because of the egregiousness of their words.
Clearly that guy is an obvious troll. I didn't pause a second to instablock him.
by streetsesquipedalian January 19, 2016
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instaboner

1 a woman who gives you a boner instantly
2 the act of getting a boner instantly
1 "Damn look at that chick she is such an instaboner"
2 " I just got an the biggest instaboner"
by Zmoney November 30, 2005
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instafront

To front on Instagram ....In other words, to post a picture on Instagram making it appear that something is the case when in fact it is not.
Mom can you take a picture of me next to your Corvette while I hold your money? I'm about to instafront on these hoes.
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Instaroll

A party that upon arrival, is rolled by the cops.
"Hey buddy, how was the Jamul party on Holloween?"
-"Weak dude, it got instarolled."
by mirk4 November 9, 2009
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instabonerific

It's all in the name. Something so goddamn hot you instantly get a boner. Just one look and BOING!
Megan Fox is totally instabonerific!

Susan Boyle is so not instabonerific....
by headbanger32894 August 13, 2009
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