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A person who, upon growing up, will have an obese wife, lousy job, a shitty house, fat kids and a crap car. This person will also, most likely, have a receding hairline, bad gas and flabbitis. In general, an inkerhave has no future to look forward to and no past to brag about.
That fat man in the Dodge Omni with the racing stripe is an inkerhave.
Inkerhave by fs900 April 1, 2008
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Interwaves are wireless signals that connect mobile devices to the intertubes.
"The interwaves are not something you dump something on. Its not a truck. Its a series of invisible tubes that connect your Personal Internet to the Internet."
Interwaves by #!@#$4%^67 October 3, 2008

interaveane 

Getting in the way and interrupting
Derek interaveaned when he heard the conversation about him in the hallway.
interaveane by TimBuz January 20, 2018
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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