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A person who, upon reaching adulthood, will have an obese wife, lousy job, a shitty house, fat and stupid offspring and a crap car. This person will also, most likely, have a receding hairline, bad gas and flabbitis. In general, an inkerhave has no future to look forward to and no past to brag about.
That fat man in the Dodge Omni with the racing stripe is an inkerhave.
Inkerhave by Ryan in clearwater March 31, 2008
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A person who, upon growing up, will have an obese wife, lousy job, a shitty house, fat kids and a crap car. This person will also, most likely, have a receding hairline, bad gas and flabbitis. In general, an inkerhave has no future to look forward to and no past to brag about.
That fat man in the Dodge Omni with the racing stripe is an inkerhave.
Inkerhave by fs900 April 1, 2008
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