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if you meet a Ingolf you're really lucky. He is so gay that he can have sex with the straighest men in the world.
-Did you meet ingolf yesterday?
-Yes, but my asshole hurts
-he did a good job i see
Ingolf by ingolf.lover January 6, 2020
Words you can keep
That guy is just so Ingoldby
Ingoldby by Fredegar November 12, 2006

Ingoldsby 

English. Large family name. Sarcastic humor and uncondiontal love are traits associated with this name. Filled with diversity and perfection an Ingoldsby will bring anyone associated with them fun times, pride, and happiness.
It was an Ingoldsby of a time at our family reunion!
Ingoldsby by MMIngold August 23, 2009
slang for a person with big hairy nipples and a chode dick.
Oh my god katie i can't beleive you actually got with an ingolia.
ingolia by Adam Carter February 28, 2008
A manic depressed person who has chicken legs, doesn’t have good hygiene, likes to defecate on the floor and likes to get naked in front of autistic people.
Stop acting like an ingols
ingols by Hdhfusidgdudidb October 15, 2021

Ingolomontolo 

Ingolomontolo is a bogdanish wordt that means the following

goodbye

hello

fuck niclas

(etc)
*joins discord* ingolomontolo! oh is that niclas? INGOLOMONTOLO
Ingolomontolo by eyoR6 March 6, 2023

daa ingolstadt 

dude: daa ingolstadt is full of shit.
dude: yeeea dude.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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