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indian wipe

the act of dipping toilet paper in the toilet water after a courtesy flush has taken place during a very bad shit/diarrhea to wipe your ass in a public bathroom.
Scenario: You're taking a shit in a public bathroom. It is a very very bad shit. Possibly diarrhea. In order to feel clean you would need to wipe for the next half hour. To speed up the process and make yourself feel better you can do this. You flush the toilet once, maybe twice so you can get clean water. You then take a handful of toiletpaper and simply dip a little bit of the bottom into the water. Then you "indian wipe" your ass with the wet part of the toilet paper. After this it makes it much easier and quicker to wipe with the dry toilet paper.
indian wipe by Ahmad Mustafa February 23, 2010
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Indian wipe

To clean ones bottom with a bare finger like they do in India
Man, I told you to get toilet paper yesterday, I had to Indian wipe for the second day in a row!
Indian wipe by AJ10101 November 25, 2011

Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

The process of violently masterbaiting whilst pooping everywhere. You masterbait until you pass out and then when you pass out you start smearing your feces on your body while masterbaiting again until you “wipe out”

By wiping it means cleaning your self with your own ejaculation
Yo bro want to watch highlights on the Indiana Wipe Out Challenge

Of course bro

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026