Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 04, 2020

Indian Handshake

A handshake, characterized by an utter lack of firmness in the grip, and often, a sweaty palm, giving the receiver a creepy and unpleasant feeling. Commonly given by men from India, hence the name.

Alice: Who’s that man you were talking to this morning?
Bob: Hmm… oh, right. Rajesh something or other. He gave me the Indian Handshake.
Alice: Eeww!

by Bernheim February 17, 2014