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In-N-Out Burglar 

A man who jumps into your car and tells you to drive. When you stop, he steals whatever is in the car, jumps out and says 'Boo ya!'. This man could be drunk or have a gun or both, and he could also be extrememly tattooed.

The phrase is used in a TobyTurner Youtube video, when he is talking about how his MacBookPro, iPad, camera and expensive electric shaver got stolen. The phrase was coined by Toby's friend Tanya's friend, Eddie.
"Somebody jumped into my car - it was me and Shaun. We're in the car, somebody jumped in, just totally drunk, and basically told us to drive - he didn't have a weapon or anything or a gun, but he had his hand in his pocket, and he was a shady character, and he was talking about, you know, just slurring a bunch of random things to, like, get us to drive, and then he just kind of more... " - Toby Turner

"I'm going to the Police Station after that with this Americano. I'm gonna tell them he had tattoos... the In-N-Out Burglar!" - Toby Turner
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In-N-Out Burglar 

One of Toby Turner's few weaknesses; along with sharp swords that can't open up video games, birds, planes, flowers, and the sun.
Toby: "I'm gonna tell the drive-thru that I just got robbed. It's gonna be a bunch of balls... She's gonna ask me how I'm doin'."
Hothothot: "Welcome to <indistinguishable> how are you doin' today?"
Toby: "Terrible."
Hothothot: "I'm sorry?"
Toby: "I got robbed. I got robbed yesterday."
Hothothot: "You got robbed?"
Toby: "Yah, they stole my Macbook Pro."
Hothothot: "Awwww, I'm sorry."
Toby: "He's called the In-N-Out Burglar, he jumped into my car at In-N-Out, everybody knows him as that."
Hothothot: "What?!"
Toby: "Yah! At In-N-Out Burger, stole my laptop..."
Hothothot: "<laughs>"
Toby: "And then he jumped out of the car and said booyah."

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026