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In the Barn 

When playing the card game euchre and one team has obtained nine tricks or points, one teammate does the following:

1. announce to opponents and partner "Dude! we're in the barn!"
2. balance the scorecards on ears (one on each)
3. link fingers together and outstretch hands with thumbs facing down, thus allowing their teammate across to "milk" his/her thumbs
4. both teammates moo similtaneously
"Dude we're in the barn!"

"Fuck, my ears are too small to balance the cards"
"Oh well..."
"Mooooooooo"
In the Barn by Chelse :-* November 30, 2005
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Coolest cat in the Barn

The act of being extremly cool and amazing, yet resembling the awsomeness of cool barn cats.
Amanda: WOW, My pet fish is SO cool!

Hayley: You bet, it is the coolest cat in the barn!

Taken roughly in the barn

Alfresco lovin' in a building normally used for housing farm animals (hay optional). Phrase commonly found in country "romance novels". Popular hobby in agricultural areas in England.
Friend 1: Have you seen that new glass barn?

Friend 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be taken roughly in that barn. It might shatter.

Friend 1: Hey, what's the happy haps?

Friend 2: Not much, got taken roughly in the barn last night.

Sharpest cookie in the barn 

used to describe someone who has made an intelligent comment or is simply very intelligent/sharp.
Gumbo: Holy crap i just performed cold fusion! And I'm only 3!!

Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....

hays in the barn 

When the new quarterback you recruited finally let’s you hit it raw behind the IAC.
After another spectacular game tonight from my favorite quarterback the hays in the barn.

Slap In The Barnyard 

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.
"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

spoons in the barnyard

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"
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