WHO’s comforting message to millions of anxious children worldwide about Father Christmas to assure them (without proof) that despite his older age they needn’t worry about his health during this pandemic crisis, as he would be able to deliver their presents on Christmas Eve—however, they are reminded that they and Santa Claus must adhere to physical social distancing and must obey their parents to sleep early on December 24.
Because Santa Claus is immune to Covid-19, WHO confirmed that most countries—except those few nations that forbid Christmas because it is an “infidel” or pagan festival—would relax their quarantine rules to enable Santa and his flying reindeer to enter their airspace, so that he could uninterruptedly and unobstructively deliver the presents before December 25.
by MathPlus December 15, 2020
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The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend -
the American investment fund that is underwritten during times without outbreaks and then when there is an epidemic the profits from the investment fund are distributed to the individuals getting tested, the individuals getting treatment for the infectious disease, and other epidemic related expenses during such epidemic.
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The God for the "The USA Herd Immunity Sovereign Wealth Fund & Social Dividend" for underwriting my treatment of the Covid19 virus. I hadn't a dollar in my bank account.
by MurdochMaxwell March 12, 2020
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If a person shows you this a few hours before Discord Mod day, they are allowed to stay unmuted, or not be banned. However you can't sent this at 11:59 P.M before the actual day. And only 10% of the discord server members can use this. Good luck for those who found this early.
I have used Immunity to Discord Mod Day screenshot to prevent myself from being banned or muted.
by Jack Big Nicholson December 9, 2020
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Karen immunity (noun) - a common phenomenon whereby a person has the sudden and absolute right to do anything and anywhere regardless of position or context.
1) Karen told the store manager how to do his job despite her Karen immunity being total bullshit.
2) Upon being arrested by cops enjoying a Costco hot dog, Karen insisted handcuffs violated her Karen immunity at a private establishment.
by Ninjanerd32 November 19, 2020
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Not susceptible to believing that another person's online posts, comments, photos or videos actually represent his or her true life.
"Tom is always goes to the best parties. That guy is always having fun."
"Nah, he just gets invited to a couple here and there."
"How do you know?"
"I have facade immunity. Obviously he's not going to post comments about all the time he spends crying alone in his room."
by consultationist June 16, 2014
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Based on the principle of schooling fish. If you get enough Nerds, Dweebs, and Neck-beards online, you will have less chance of being singled-out by Internet Trolls, or Online Predators.
There are so many people online, that we have achieved total Nerd Immunity.
by Bakey Snakey August 11, 2021
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Complete immunity for party denied sexual favours from censure from the party denying sexual favours until conjugation occurs.
-- So he wanted to do it, she didn't, he went out to play cards instead, and she got mad about that.

-- Seems to me that he has dumplomatic-immunity until they hook-up, just like the week before when she was game and he faced challenges.
by sukadog April 4, 2011
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