11:59
"a minute before midnight," means a person is so dark they almost look like the blackness of midnight.
11:59 by SuperMishelle March 13, 2009
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11:59 p.m.
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday 11:59 p.m.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.
You: Ok sure.
vs
Me: I need you to finish this before Friday Midnight
You: er, so hand it in on thursday or friday?
Me: ... Friday...
You: But Isn't midnight the first moment of the day?
Me: Shuddup.
11:59 p.m. by ryantheleach April 24, 2018
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11:59 Challenge
At 11:59pm in October 31st you start jerking off and try to finish before midnight.
If unsuccessful then you already failed No Nut November so you can just jerk off the entire month but if successful you can say you were the last person to jerk off and you got to have a moment of pleasure before 1 month without it
If unsuccessful then you already failed No Nut November so you can just jerk off the entire month but if successful you can say you were the last person to jerk off and you got to have a moment of pleasure before 1 month without it
Chad: “Bro next year I’m totally gonna try the 11:59 challenge”
Chad Brad Bradley: “Yeah I did it this year and it was the best decision I made”
Chad Brad Bradley: “Yeah I did it this year and it was the best decision I made”
11:59 Challenge by Mooshrooms November 1, 2019
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11:59:82747813PM Dec 31, 2020 by AmNow January 7, 2022
May 31st, 11:59 PM
the moment before disaster, the moment before everyone you know and love will become gay, it is inevitable, fear it at all costs
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