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a gameing move mostly used in fps games where you sneek behind someone and right before you kill them with a melee move you say im batman

guy1: man i was playing halo last night and tod got behind me and im batmand me

guy2: that happend to me last week on cod

im batman by THE RHOG November 10, 2010

Words you can keep

Im batman

A comeback used when you do something and your friends dont have a clue how.

John: wait you never learned how to shuffle cards? How did you do that?

Jonas: im batman

Im batman by IRllyLikeDucks July 29, 2022

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

Because I'm Batman by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011

I'm Batman

The ultimate badass introduction. Say this upon meeting someone tough and they'll never mess with you.

Thug: What are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman

I'm Batman by Gary Trimarchi November 4, 2007

I'm Batman

A phrase so powerful that when used wisely, especially in court, will get you clean of any rape-and-brutal-murder charges for rest of your life.

Judge: "John J. Johnson, you were condemned to die by jury of your peers and sentenced by good-standing judge of this state. Do you have anything to say before you sentence is carried out?"

You: " I'm Batman."

Judge: "RAPE MY ASS AND CALL ME JUDY. Case dismissed!!"

I'm Batman by ICanSeeYouFap June 28, 2011

I'm Batman

This is probably the only sentence worth saying in life. You can use it to finish any sentence too, you know because I'm Batman...

Sheila: Going to the movies tonight?
Me: I'm Batman.

Jimbobalucazade: How are you today?
Me: I'm Batman

*Argument*
Asshole: You gay ass motherfucker, you can't do shit.
Me: I'm Batman
Class: OHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHH OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
*Wins Argument*

I'm Batman by Qwsde April 23, 2013

I'm Batman syndrome

When Batman fans try to rationalize that Batman would beat any other super hero because he is Batman and nothing more, when realistically any other super hero would strangle Batman with his own asshole.

"Batman would totally beat super man cause he would like totally have a back up plan, even with his powers."
obviously suffers from "I'm Batman syndrome"

I'm Batman syndrome by conman4618 October 31, 2014

Word of the Day on July 12, 2015

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026