Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
Ilaria
All ilaria's are sweet, caring, slightly naive but totally endearing people that are always a few cards short of a deck but in an adorable way. they always try to help with whatever the problem is and are generally pretty amazing in every way and are totally drop dead gorgeous. they are so nice that sometimes they don't know how to say no to people and people take advantage of them because they are not exactly forceful or strong people but they always have a solid group of friends to back them up because people love them. they are honestly always trying to be nice and always perky. easily startled and flustered. Pretty damn awesome. always makes anyone's mood lighten up at least 80% after even a short conversation
person 1: Hey you see her?
person 2: who that cool person over there?
person 1: shes so cool, must be an Ilaria!
person 2: omg ur right! fuck shes awesome!
person 1: i hear she bakes really well too..
person 2: yea man. totally amazing shit.
person 2: who that cool person over there?
person 1: shes so cool, must be an Ilaria!
person 2: omg ur right! fuck shes awesome!
person 1: i hear she bakes really well too..
person 2: yea man. totally amazing shit.
Ilaria by cheekymonkey895 November 4, 2013
illarious
More from Urban Dictionary
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Ajumma
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026