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illuminous 

Luminous colours which are particularly bright and garish and are used in appropriate circumstances, resulting in mild nausea for the observer.
"Did you see that woman's fluorescent pink lipstick?"

"Yeh... it was illuminous..."
illuminous by SimonC July 5, 2007
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illuminous 

Wow, looks like you're running Illuminous on your Mac.
illuminous by Jonathan Neal December 14, 2006

Illuminutty 

A fictional secret society about Peanut Butter that is referenced in American Dad. A parody of the Illuminati.
Stan Smith is a member of the Illuminutty.
Illuminutty by freshprince95 August 2, 2011

Illuminaughty 

{adjective} when she's a good girl but is bad for you.
I thought shorty was all innocent and sh*t, but she's illuminaughty.
Illuminaughty by chinkymotherfucker November 11, 2016

IllumiNudies 

a secret underground organization that takes naked photos of peoples nipples, and other parts of the body that is not the nipples.
toby: someone took photos of my nip nops, how did this happen?

jess: illuminudies
IllumiNudies by ajrodz September 6, 2014

Illuminaughty 

also known as "Triangle of Love," a form of 3-way sexual intercourse involving a man laying down flat, with one woman sitting on his face and another sitting on his penis. The two parties on top kiss, forming a triangle of love.
"Bro, those two babes last night gave me a triangle of love that was so good it felt evil. It was illuminaughty"
Illuminaughty by LordGarmadon87 August 15, 2014

Illuminos 

A person who spreads joy, happiness and a good atmosphere around him or her. A person whose opinions are considered serious and reliable as well as accurate. Someone that has a way of illuminating the surrounding crowd.
His best attribute is illuminos. He must be a really good and trustworthy person.
Illuminos by Azart December 29, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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