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1- Brighten up something or some place.
2- Enlighten someone's mind.

The prophets illumed peoples' horizons.

Illume by Yara S Korayem June 22, 2008

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Illume-Testudines

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.

Illume-Testudines by BoogerAids July 14, 2023

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Illume-Testudines • Illume • illuminati • Illumi • illuminaughty • illuminazis • Illuminatical • Illuminate • illuminati confirmed • Illumination

Illume-Testudines

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry my sister had to witness it

Illume-Testudines by BoogerAids July 14, 2023

Asian illumination

noun:
1. flushing of the skin or redness in the cheeks caused by acetaldehyde buildup after drinking alcohol.

2. THAT DRUNK GLOW!

some background:
Acetaldehyde is a toxin produced from alcohol metabolism that causes flushing and many hangover symptoms. Some people take longer to break down acetaldehyde and experience symptoms for longer periods.

-AT bayBEE

Non-tomato: Hey, you look as red as a tomato! Got that Asian glow?
Tomato: Yeeep, got that Asian illumination! ;)

Asian illumination by Pap¡ May 15, 2016

Illumism

it is a religion where you praise and worship the lord Illumi Zoldyck. someone who believes in Illumism must say 'subarashii 🛐📍' everyday and should always capitalise Illumi's name as a sign of respect. may Illumi's pins be with you, my fellow Illumists. 🙏🛐📍

Person A: I believe in Illumism, he is our lord and our saviour.

Person B: May Illumi's pins be with you 🙏🛐📍

Illumism by YourNormalWeeb November 5, 2020

illumi

the fucking hottest character in hunterxhunter. his long black hair is sexy as fuck and them ARMS. his waist is hot too. so so hot holy fuck and amazing and perfect and needs a fucking redemption arc right fucking now. basically a hot mf who’s prettier than you.

fuck i want illumi so bad

illumi by illumizoldyck January 19, 2021

Illumi

Killua’s older brother in the show Hunter x Hunter, he is the oldest of the Zoldyck brothers. He has long silky black hair and very toned arms. He is very hot and often wears matching outfits with his husband Hisoka.

Person 1: Illumi should have a redemption arc!
Person 2: I agree he is so misunderstood.

Illumi by svnstar December 1, 2020

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026