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Illume-Testudines

The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry my sister had to witness it

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The action of fucking the brains out of a newborn turtle so hard that it starts glowing and ascending into the heavens, never to be seen again.

Me and my home boy went out illume-testudines again, sorry mom, sorry, sorry my sister had to witness it.

Get merch