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illumanati 

a secret organization belived in resserceting the devil and paying off poeple to cause terror also mentioned in prodigys illumanti song and who shot ya
illumanati wants my heart soul and my body secret society trying to keep there eye on me-Prodigy
illumanati by trickalick January 6, 2009

illumanati 

OK so what are we tought when we are young 2+2 which is 4. The next number on the number line is 3 . 3+4 is. 7 and 7+7 is 14 OR!...∆
1.) Doritos are triangle...illumanati confirmed
2.)Attack on titan season 2
3.)An anime better than Gurren Lagann
4.)One Piece ending
5.)Kids playing call of duty
6.)Your mom
illumanati by chaoticgameboy965 December 20, 2014

illumanity 

Being so obsessed with the Illuminati that you become insane.
Did you hear about Troy? He has a bad case of Illumanity.
illumanity by Nathanahtan January 18, 2017

illuminotme 

a phrase used to reject assimilation or enlightenment.
"You will be assimilated" - The Borg

-or-

"To become one, ask one"- The Illuminati

"illuminotme" - other species or beings

illuminatalie 

I have 3 moles in my thigh that look like an illuminatalie triangle
illuminatalie by goddmamitn January 6, 2014

Illuminomancer

A magician who specializes in bending, or manipulating light. This may be as simple as creating light where it's dark, or as complicated as creating special video effects and lighting for a live concert.
The VJ for the show was amazing! A real illuminomancer! So many pretty colors!
Illuminomancer by Light Bender February 2, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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