Igors Litvjakovs

Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.

Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD

Igors Litvjakovs by anonymous September 10, 2020

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Igors Litvjakovs

Igors Litvjakovs is a short and wrathful Russian man residing near the infamous “Dole” shopping mall. He is also widely regarded as a programming science virtuoso at RVT. Igors is deeply passionate and highly proud of his job, yet frightfully perturbed to tutees. His greatest contributions to the programming community include psychological distress between students and rapidly increasing suicide rates among Datorikas nodala’s students in RVT.

An anonymous RVT student: “We all hate Igors Litvjakovs so much that some of my peers are considering transferring from RVT to RTK only to avoid any further interaction with that little creature. He is a diminutive yet wild, embittered and a cruel individual.”

Igors Litvjakovs by Qisjgdmgzmhdjeqiqurajtsktsyix June 3, 2025

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Igors Litvjakoffs

Programming teacher who is a russian teaching in a foreign country. Very good teacher.

Student: Completes and assignment
Igors Litvjakoffs: 'Tu tāds invalids blyad, jums vajag printēt tagad uzdevumu priekš neko un es to neizmantošu. 5 minušu starbrīdis.'

Igors Litvjakoffs by dwfejiHUOIRQ32T4I53R4T4GRHEB5A April 23, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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