Best programmer to ever exist on planet Earth. Redefined what it means to be a programmer and a short angry man. He is God to every programmer. Lives in the big boomer city know as Ķengarags. Invented algoriths, computer thinking, the famous Alt+Tab macro and flowcharts.
Me: But teacher...
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
Teacher: THE ALGORITHM ISNT EFFECTIVE. YOU DIDNT FOLLOW THE IGORS LITVJAKOVS RULES BLYAD
by anonymous September 10, 2020
Igors Litvjakovs is a short and wrathful Russian man residing near the infamous “Dole” shopping mall. He is also widely regarded as a programming science virtuoso at RVT. Igors is deeply passionate and highly proud of his job, yet frightfully perturbed to tutees. His greatest contributions to the programming community include psychological distress between students and rapidly increasing suicide rates among Datorikas nodala’s students in RVT.
An anonymous RVT student: “We all hate Igors Litvjakovs so much that some of my peers are considering transferring from RVT to RTK only to avoid any further interaction with that little creature. He is a diminutive yet wild, embittered and a cruel individual.”
by Qisjgdmgzmhdjeqiqurajtsktsyix June 03, 2025