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Ignofuck 

President Trump ignofucked his way to our current foreign policy strategy.
Ignofuck by Notsodumbass May 15, 2018
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Innofuck 

Innofuck: The nonsense 'innovationbabble' used in corporate, research, and academic spheres. This includes deplorable innofuck phrases like disruptive innovation, lean intrapreneur, ideaDJ, open innovation, Chief Innovation Officer, and innofucking dumb ideas.

As a result of excessive innofucking, many service-providers and startups were born, bearing names such as Inno360, Innosight, Innography, Innovaro, Innocentive, and soon to be incorporated, InnoKillMeNow. Since academic erection and subsequent seminal movement of Henry Chesbrough, many corporations in industry have been innofucked, resulting in a reduction in net innovation (#innovationaccounting).

Scholars who are critical of sophistry suggest this phenomenon is conceptually similar to that of 'Neurobabble', which is an offshoot the modern misappropriation and prostitution of science known as scientism.
Ahmed, PhD: We need to develop more pesticide technology if we're going to stay competitive.
Connor, MBA: Or, let's hire people with 'Innovation' titles to innofuck our way to the top!
Ahmed, PhD: What will they produce? Are they part of R&D or corporate development?
Connor, MBA: They'll produce ideas and creativity for all teams!
Ahmed, PhD: How would their ideas be valuable if they're not scientifically inclined?
Connor, MBA: Dude! I don't think independently. Innofuck me, right?

ignofucktard 

A member of society who is so totally ignorant that it's fucking retarded.
Linda-Homosexuals are demon possessed and they anger God!
John-Are you serious? You are such an ignofucktard!

Jenny-You're listening to Lady Gaga? She's the bride of Satan!
John-You take after your mother well don''t you? She is just a singer you ignofucktard!

ignorfuckingant 

When someone is so fucking ignorant on a subject that you get so mad you mess up your words and say this. So very uneducated or miss enformed.
Skank - "(Somthing)"
You - " Your so ignorfuckingant "
ignorfuckingant by oojuu March 26, 2003
Combination of 'ignorant' and 'fuck' to form the noun ignafuck. One whose stupidy is so profound it calls for a word all its own.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy who backed over a wellhead in a truck while he was talking on his cell phone and smoking cigarette?
Guy 2: Yeah, what an ignafuck.
ignafuck by ezemofo January 15, 2010
inofuck stands for innaproprite fuck
basically when you are so horny and you find the slightist freakyist and most innapropriate of things arousing this state of mind what person goes through at some stage in life is annoying because it can make a pervert out of anyone with a pulse.
when you are inofucking youll find yourself drawn to random has-beens you may even find yourself fantasising about licking the nipple of your bus driver its seriously scary shit .
tanya- you arite michelle?
michelle -yeah am good you?
tanya- not too bad accept for the fact have been inofucking all day its driving me mad
michelle- time of the month innit we all get it

inofuck by rowanda February 9, 2008

Ignofucktardulous 

Spectacularly idiotic; of or pertaining to a stylishly fucked-up person, place, thing, or Idea.
Wayne: This game is *so* messed up; it's like they tried to find the best-looking way to make a terrible product."

K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.
Ignofucktardulous by k80theshade April 15, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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