Ignofuck
Ignofuck by Notsodumbass May 15, 2018
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Innofuck: The nonsense 'innovationbabble' used in corporate, research, and academic spheres. This includes deplorable innofuck phrases like disruptive innovation, lean intrapreneur, ideaDJ, open innovation, Chief Innovation Officer, and innofucking dumb ideas.
As a result of excessive innofucking, many service-providers and startups were born, bearing names such as Inno360, Innosight, Innography, Innovaro, Innocentive, and soon to be incorporated, InnoKillMeNow. Since academic erection and subsequent seminal movement of Henry Chesbrough, many corporations in industry have been innofucked, resulting in a reduction in net innovation (#innovationaccounting).
Scholars who are critical of sophistry suggest this phenomenon is conceptually similar to that of 'Neurobabble', which is an offshoot the modern misappropriation and prostitution of science known as scientism.
As a result of excessive innofucking, many service-providers and startups were born, bearing names such as Inno360, Innosight, Innography, Innovaro, Innocentive, and soon to be incorporated, InnoKillMeNow. Since academic erection and subsequent seminal movement of Henry Chesbrough, many corporations in industry have been innofucked, resulting in a reduction in net innovation (#innovationaccounting).
Scholars who are critical of sophistry suggest this phenomenon is conceptually similar to that of 'Neurobabble', which is an offshoot the modern misappropriation and prostitution of science known as scientism.
Ahmed, PhD: We need to develop more pesticide technology if we're going to stay competitive.
Connor, MBA: Or, let's hire people with 'Innovation' titles to innofuck our way to the top!
Ahmed, PhD: What will they produce? Are they part of R&D or corporate development?
Connor, MBA: They'll produce ideas and creativity for all teams!
Ahmed, PhD: How would their ideas be valuable if they're not scientifically inclined?
Connor, MBA: Dude! I don't think independently. Innofuck me, right?
Connor, MBA: Or, let's hire people with 'Innovation' titles to innofuck our way to the top!
Ahmed, PhD: What will they produce? Are they part of R&D or corporate development?
Connor, MBA: They'll produce ideas and creativity for all teams!
Ahmed, PhD: How would their ideas be valuable if they're not scientifically inclined?
Connor, MBA: Dude! I don't think independently. Innofuck me, right?
Innofuck by not_invited_to_the_dope_show February 23, 2017
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ignofucktard
Linda-Homosexuals are demon possessed and they anger God!
John-Are you serious? You are such an ignofucktard!
Jenny-You're listening to Lady Gaga? She's the bride of Satan!
John-You take after your mother well don''t you? She is just a singer you ignofucktard!
John-Are you serious? You are such an ignofucktard!
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ignofucktard by Eoin O'Fionnagain March 22, 2013
ignorfuckingant
When someone is so fucking ignorant on a subject that you get so mad you mess up your words and say this. So very uneducated or miss enformed.
ignorfuckingant by oojuu March 26, 2003
ignafuck
Combination of 'ignorant' and 'fuck' to form the noun ignafuck. One whose stupidy is so profound it calls for a word all its own.
Guy 1: Did you hear about that guy who backed over a wellhead in a truck while he was talking on his cell phone and smoking cigarette?
Guy 2: Yeah, what an ignafuck.
Guy 2: Yeah, what an ignafuck.
inofuck
inofuck stands for innaproprite fuck
basically when you are so horny and you find the slightist freakyist and most innapropriate of things arousing this state of mind what person goes through at some stage in life is annoying because it can make a pervert out of anyone with a pulse.
when you are inofucking youll find yourself drawn to random has-beens you may even find yourself fantasising about licking the nipple of your bus driver its seriously scary shit .
basically when you are so horny and you find the slightist freakyist and most innapropriate of things arousing this state of mind what person goes through at some stage in life is annoying because it can make a pervert out of anyone with a pulse.
when you are inofucking youll find yourself drawn to random has-beens you may even find yourself fantasising about licking the nipple of your bus driver its seriously scary shit .
tanya- you arite michelle?
michelle -yeah am good you?
tanya- not too bad accept for the fact have been inofucking all day its driving me mad
michelle- time of the month innit we all get it
michelle -yeah am good you?
tanya- not too bad accept for the fact have been inofucking all day its driving me mad
michelle- time of the month innit we all get it
Ignofucktardulous
Wayne: This game is *so* messed up; it's like they tried to find the best-looking way to make a terrible product."
K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.
K80: Most definitely ignofucktardulous programing.
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